i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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