I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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