I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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