is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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