Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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