I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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