Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
