have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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