so explain again why im purple
no
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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