so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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