we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
i've created a new STD.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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