The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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