Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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