"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
