Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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