This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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