Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
