There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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