I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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