Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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