Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I can text with my tongue
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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