Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Someone signed my nipple.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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