Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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