I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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