But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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