I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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