Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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