I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
