her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
