around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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