I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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