you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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