oh god the rape fog is back!
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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