I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
bring money and cleavage
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize