What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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