belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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