i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
