I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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