I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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