The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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