This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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