He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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