He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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