Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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