I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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