she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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