i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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