where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I hope mine doesn't look like that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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