were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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