Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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