I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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