My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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