I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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